kai @foolsfoolsfools
musician. 23. naarm/melbourne. he/they. consume my music or perish
ixq

but what if people did start to name their kids after their favourite characters do you know how terrified id be if my child came home from school one day asking if they can go play at komaedas house

momiji-inu-bashiri

STOP THAT. NO. DO NOT

infraredarmy

westerners have been naming their kids after their favorite bible characters for centuries; it’s only fair that other fandoms get a piece of the pie

thivusdeactivated

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moonlandingwasfaked:
“this is how bernie can still win
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this is how bernie can still win

celebgames:
“ Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.
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Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

jncos

Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video

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Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.

jncos

Here’s the thing: I made this post with nobody in particular in mind and people keep reblogging me and saying that it’s in direct reference to [_____] or asking me if it’s about such and such and it’s someone new each time which probably means that there’s, like, a problem.

brendanthesalty:
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danascullys

tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”

me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????

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owlpellet

I cannot wrap my head around living life without looking at birds. Just watched 3 dudes strolling along and a pigeon was frantically waddling in between them trying and failing to outrun their pace but not wanting to take off. They didn’t even acknowledge it. How could you not acknowledge that. It was incredible. People hear a crow and don’t even look for it. What the fuck.

owlpellet

hey this is a really good quote and i hope somewhere out there ms. goodall gets my cosmic vibes telling her that i’d have noticed them

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

womptacular:
“who is gonna tell this person
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who is gonna tell this person

Anonymous asked,
Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

you must have a lot of tea cups

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

darrynekdeactivated

what she says: no

what she really means: no

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Music is important.

kai
Kai is an up-and-coming Melbourne musician, photographer and filmmaker. Their music blends the post-punk and noise rock elements you know and love with aggressive synths and pounding drum machines. Inspired by the piercing, iconic guitar work of Rowland S. Howard, the howling, rowdy blues-rock of The Drones, and the hypnotic and deranged electronic beats of Aphex Twin.

Kai has played in a multitude of bands since 2017 and is currently involved in Melbourne-based band Heterophobes.
name kai
pronouns he/they
age 23
writing songs